Welcome!

Welcome to the Junior Fire Chief's Guide to the Apocalypse! As the end times are always at hand, everyone needs a commonsense guide to help them get through them. Do you think the world will be overrun by giant ants? Wiped out by epidemic diseases? Assaulted by aliens? Invaded by axe wielding angels? This page will slowly but surely dispense handy and pragmatic advice from numerous thinkers who have dedicated themselves (half-assedly, to be sure) to providing a useful guide to all the paranoid doomsayers out there.

Stay tuned!