Monday, March 27, 2006

Some possible apocalypses

Now, creating a comprehensive guide to the apocalypse is a big task, so this guide will start off with an index of as many different types of apocalypse as possible, and each post will be labeled in the title to indicate the manner of apocalypse the particular post deals with. An example would be: "Nuclear Holocaust: How to keep the fallout from eating your flesh" or "General: Shotguns look really cool in any apocalypse"

1) Nuclear Holocaust.
2) Raising of the dead (Zombies, vampires, ghouls, ghosts, demons possessing corpses).
3) Rising up of nature (attack of ants, wolverines, squirrels, etc.).
4) Natural disaster (flood, meteor, volcano, ice age, a gentle misting rain that makes everything so dreary and rusty that the world population opts for mass suicide).
5) Alien invasion.
6) Four horseman of the apocalypse (and divine retribution in general).
7) The earth just sort of gives up, deflates, and everything sucks into a whirling vortex.
8) Eggo Waffles cease to exist.
9) GW declared soveriegn lord of all the universe.
10) A world government is created by actors.
11) Too many people forget to flush.
12) Miscellaneous.

This list will be updated and expanded as the needs of the guide see fit.

3 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

You forgot Muffin Flood.

11:15 PM  
Blogger Andrew Najberg said...

oh, good one. I'll add that on.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Andrew Najberg said...

oh, good one. I'll add that on.

11:17 AM  

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